Why Some Angels Bailed On Heaven And Adam And Eve Bailed On The Garden Of Eden
Heaven, eternal rest from toil and pain and just joy, joy, joy all of the time. Woohoo. Amiright? Well according to the Christian mythology at some point, right there in Heaven, Satan and about one third of the angels said, "Fuck this shit we are leaving.", or something to that effect. It wasn't that easy to just bugger off out of Heaven because you don't dig it, according to the narrative, and there was a celestial war about this where God and his loyalists won the battle but a sort of cold war rages on between the Heavenly forces and the rebels and the latter are able to recruit people to their side and the Heavenly forces can do fuck all because free will bitches. I mean they can send down God's kid to kick a few demons out of humans and make them go possess pigs and stuff but overall the rebels get to be victorious and keep people out of Heaven with a stunning level of success. "Many are called but few are chosen." Mathew 22:14. Here is my ques...